📰 Current Happenings
GLOBAL ELITES CONFIRM: “NEW WORLD ORDER STILL ON TRACK”
Sources close to the situation say the shadow council remains “ahead of schedule,”
despite increased awareness among users with dial-up modems.
posted 2 minutes ago
LIZARD MEN DENY EVERYTHING, AGAIN
Spokes-reptile claims allegations are “biologically impossible” and
“deeply hurtful to cold-blooded communities.”
posted yesterday
DIAL-UP USERS REPORT “STRANGE WHISPERS” DURING CONNECTION
Experts say the noises are normal. Experts are probably lying.
posted sometime in 2003